CS Master Degrees

We all know that celebrities don't go to school and that none of them have a real Masters Degree. We also all know that celebrities are generally outrageous, stupid, dumb, airheaded, ditsy, fun, smart, exciting, and not to mention, beautiful on the inside. Therefore, we have decided to award an honorary Master Degree to the most outrageous celebrity of the moment. Don't be hatin' either, these celebrities work hard to earn our Master Degree. They must first get student loans, graduate with their Bachelors Degree, and then do something insanely stupid, even to have a shot at earning a Master Degree from our respected online degree program.


Russell Simmons Receives CS Master Degree In Child Support

Russell Simmons has built himself an empire, and now his wife and kids are taking it from him one year at a time. For that, Simmons will be rewarded with a CS Master Degree in Child Support.

R. Kelly Receives CS Master Degree In Law Skirting

R. Kelly walked out of a courtroom a free man for what seems like the billionth time on Friday. The ability to repeatedly commit crimes and never go to jail for it is the reason we are awarding him a CS Master Degree in Law Skirting.

Tiger Woods Deceives Golf World, Claims To Have Faked Injury

Tiger Woods finally revealed the truth on Monday afternoon. He had been toying with the golf world and faking an injury over the past several months. Woods claimed the lure of a CS Master Degree was just too much to pass up, and he has now received his degree in Trickery.

Big Brown Receives Master Degree in Horse Racing After Triple Crown Win

Big Brown came into Saturday with a chance at history. He not only galloped away with the triple crown, but also received a CS Master Degree in horse racing for crossing racial lines.

Charlie Sheen Awarded CS Master Degree In Marriage

Charlie Sheen was married on Friday night inside a brothel. Sheen has made several attempts before, but his latest wedding has earned him the credits necessary to be awarded a CS Master Degree in Marriage.

Rachael Ray Scarf Incident Earns Her CS Master Degree In Meteorology

Rachael Ray has had quite a backlash over her choice to wear a scarf. Her ability to pull off a scarf at the end of May, when most women are stripping down their clothes, has completed her schooling. Ray has now been awarded a CS Master Degree in Meteorology.

Hogan Family Receives Master Degree In Safe Driving

Brooke Hogan has passed the final class necessary for the Hogan family to receive a CS Master Degree in Safe Driving. Brooke Hogan used a fender bender to turn her MySpace page into a visual billboard for seat belt wearing.

Hillary Clinton Earns Master Degree In Unnecessary Persistence

Hillary Clinton is still seeking to become the first woman president, only now she will be not only the first woman president, but the first president with Alzheimer's Disease. For her efforts, we are awarding her the CS Master Degree in Unnecessary Persistence.

Holmes Heads To Broadway, Cruise Earns Master Degree In Destruction

Katie Holmes is heading to Broadway. Tom Cruise is heading to the stage as the first ever recipient of a CS Master Degree in Destruction. Cruise destroyed Holmes' life, but gained a lifetime of knowledge.

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