Bob Trumpett

The divorce proceedings continued between Kristy Brinkley and her estranged husband Peter Cook on Monday. Brinkley took the stand and told tales of horror movies the two had seen before their break up.

Amy Winehouse's parents were shocked at the news of their daughters drug problems over the weekend. Winehouse, however, claims she did the drugs right in front of her parents and insinuated that her parents are morons.

The Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy circus will be coming to an end soon. On Wednesday, it was Pamela Anderson's turn to act like a dumb blond by suggesting she did not know how Spears got pregnant without ever having sex.

R. Kelly walked out of a courtroom a free man for what seems like the billionth time on Friday. The ability to repeatedly commit crimes and never go to jail for it is the reason we are awarding him a CS Master Degree in Law Skirting.