SSSHHH! American Idol is out on tour and our field reporters have been following the tour. Here is a recap of some of the goings on during the current American Idol tour.

David Archuleta has a pet dog named WeeWee that he must pet seven times before every performance. He claims that it is for good luck but rumor has it that he has an obsessive compulsive disorder.

Kristy Lee Cook was overheard saying dumb blond things such as, "Oh my god, I can;t believe how big the stages are over here on the other side of the world!" She was in Ohio.

Chikezie Eze had a shocking revelation for the crowd at a concert in Montana. The revelation? He is black. As hard as that is to believe, now that he has come forward, we should have seen the signs all along.

Syesha
Mercado still can't believe she made it all the way to her third place finish. The rumor among the other contestants is that she was putting fans of the show in a trance with her amazingly boring performances.

The big story of the tour thus far is David Cook. He not only is headlining the tour as the American Idol winner, but he has professed his love for Pamela Anderson. He claims that he fell in love with her at around the same time Borat did.

Once he saw Borat had no chance with all his voodoo crap, Cook decided not to pursue Anderson. Now that he is a big star he plans on testing the theory that rock stars get all the chicks.

The tour continues throughout the summer and we will be back with period updates on what your favorite no name stars of tomorrow are up to along the way.