Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Might Delay Twins' Birth
- By Scott Swells
- Published 07/8/2008
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Jolie And Pitt Turn To Psychologist And Alcohol

"Don't Worry, We're Still #1 Honey" Reports have surfaced that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have stated that they no longer want to have the twins that Jolie will be giving birth to any day. They claim that they are supposed to be the center of everyone's universe, and recent Hollywood baby's born this week have taken away from their press.
Jolie has hinted over the past days that should either Matthew McConaughey's or Nicole Kidman's children be born before hers, then she would want to wait a few weeks to have her baby. Pitt and Jolie are speaking to doctors trying to figure out how to delay the birth for several weeks.
"I did not get pregnant so I could share the spotlight with other actors and actresses. Brad and I have worked hard to ensure that we are the center of every person's universe, and with Nicole and Matthew having their children already, it takes away from our spotlight," said Jolie from the hospital where she will eventually give
Pitt echoed the same sentiments in his press release to the press. He claims if he wanted to share the spotlight with someone, he would have stayed with Jennifer Aniston. Pitt and Jolie were planning on selling first pictures of their baby to tabloids, but now the birth of other famous children has caused the price to drop.
Kidman and McConaughey were both happy to have their new children, even if it interfered with the plans of Jolie and Pitt. "They have had enough of the spotlight," said Kidman, "I mean, she's (Jolie) been pregnant for like ten years by now. Just have the damn kids," she said.
This is the first time that Jolie and Pitt have had to share the spotlight with anyone and rumor has it that they are not taking it well. Jolie has reportedly called her psychologist to come visit her in the hospital. Pitt has been seen out drinking by himself in the middle of the day.
No word yet on whether the new twins will need therapy upon coming out of the womb.
Disclaimer - This news article is satire or parody and should be read as a work of fiction.
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9 Responses to "Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Might Delay Twins' Birth" 
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said this on 08 Jul 2008 5:00:43 PM PST
Oh please, I absolutely don't believe a word of this!!! I mean, really, is anyone supposed to believe that these people are that self-centered!!! The only way I would ever believe this load is if someone captured it on tape....Then, I guess I will have to eat my hat, as they say....WOWWEE!!!
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said this on 08 Jul 2008 11:01:24 PM PST
Disclaimer - This news article is satire or parody and should be read as a work of fiction.
Read the fine print? :P |
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said this on 08 Jul 2008 11:51:00 PM PST
How immature can they get. They are having a baby, it's called, Grow up....... Who cares! People have children everyday.
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said this on 09 Jul 2008 1:18:15 AM PST
omg this is a load of crap !!!!
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said this on 09 Jul 2008 4:35:56 AM PST
Who ever wrote this artical needs to get a life, that sounds nothing like Angelina and Brad. How could they want the spot light after the babies are born when they dont even like it like that now.
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said this on 09 Jul 2008 5:40:37 AM PST
Fabulous!! Very funny :)
And to the two previous comments, do you understand the concept of satire? Please get a clue! |
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said this on 10 Jul 2008 12:31:35 AM PST
that is ridiculous, if it is true I dislike them more than I though I did. Very self centered, kids are human beings not commodities. Anyway Brad cheated on Jennifer, I am sure he will do it again.
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