Gotcha!! Tiger Woods will be coming off his supposed injury this week to toy with the rest of the field at the U.S. Open. His cunning ways of deceiving the rest of the golf world into believing he had an injury has earned him a CS Master Degree in Trickery.

Woods has spent all of his time since the Masters planning his deceit. He had become so untouchable at the top of his field, that he had to stoop to playing head games just to challenge himself.

The Master Degree in Trickery is one that is hard to obtain. A person must sacrifice something in order to receive the Degree. Woods clearly did that by sacrificing a couple of tournament wins the past few months to ensure his rivals would believe he was hurt.

Now, on the verge of the U.S. Open, Woods has miraculously healed. He had successful surgery(wink-wink) and is now ready to claim another major golf title.

This
is how lonely it gets at the top of the world. After achieving everything and having no challengers left, Woods decided to go after the one thing that has eluded him in his career. A CS Master Degree.

"I am sorry that i used deceit as my own play toy, but the lure of a CS Master Degree was just too much for me to pass up. I have won every major golf award possible and knew in my heart I would not be fully fulfilled until I received the Mater Degree. I apologize to anyone I have hurt by faking an injury for several months," said Woods.

Woods was speaking at a press conference for the U.S. Open championship he had just won. The officials from the tournament made a new rule this year that if Woods entered, they would just award him the championship. They felt that would save the wasted time of having to watch him destroy his opponents.

For time well spent, and a job well done, Tiger Woods now receives a CS Master Degree in Trickery.